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strange but true: space edition
Friday June 5th, 2020 at 10:00 AM

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June 5th, 2020: The closest we've come is the Sylacauga meteorite, which bonked a woman named Ann Elizabeth Fowler Hodges while she was snoozin' on her couch. However it did NOT hit her butt. What this means is that the first person to get spanked by a meteorite could still be... YOU

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[rss title] strange but true: space edition

[img title] if you got spanked by the universe you would never live that down. everyone would know you got spanked by the universe. like i'm sorry you got spanked but there's no way everyone wouldn't know

[mailto subject] STRANGE BUT TRUE: despite increasing awareness of the value of diversity, the average American has never ONCE watched a news broadcast, television program or feature film that did not originate from inside their own universe!!
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they had BATS in ancient rome, didn't they? they had MEN! so what's the hold-up??
Wednesday June 3rd, 2020 at 10:00 AM

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June 3rd, 2020: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

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[rss title] they had BATS in ancient rome, didn't they? they had MEN! so what's the hold-up??

[img title] the ancient romans never rose to the heights of having a temple-robber being turned into a giant ice cube by being breathed on by a vengeful jupiter, and none among us, possessed of an honest heart, can argue this

[mailto subject] It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a civilization in possession of a superstitious and cowardly lot, must be in want of a Batman
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social species more like social speCHUMPS
Monday June 1st, 2020 at 4:00 PM

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June 1st, 2020: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

– Ryan

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[rss title] social species more like social speCHUMPS

[img title] staring at my face in the mirror, noticing how strong i look, repeating "snakes would NEVER get SAD just because they haven't seen ANY FRIEND'S FACES for a mere SEVERAL MONTHS STRAIGHT" over and over and over

[mailto subject] judging by the scale of these dinosaurs they are at LEAST 2m apart at all time, you are so prescient past ryan
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never meet your heroes, PLEASE stop hogging all the hero-meeting and leave some for the rest of us
Friday May 29th, 2020 at 10:00 AM

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May 29th, 2020: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

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[rss title] never meet your heroes, PLEASE stop hogging all the hero-meeting and leave some for the rest of us

[img title] there's decades in Shakespeare's life that we can't account for. therefore, there's nothing in the historical record that says his pantaloons weren't mad nasty. it is, i submit, a very simple application of Air Bud rules

[mailto subject] a bold demonstration of how, if one wishes to avoid sounding too haughty-taughty, one can simply add "or whatever" after selected phrases or whatever
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6 short panels about 18
Wednesday May 27th, 2020 at 9:00 AM

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May 27th, 2020: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

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[rss title] 6 short panels about 18

[img title] i can come up with a credible argument for both "obviously 18 is the 18th number we discovered" AND "what kind of complete idiot would think for even a second that 18 is the 18th number we discovered". something to save for a rainy day i suppose

[mailto subject] um excuse me did i miss the past 17 installments?? where's the love for 12 my dudes
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the friendship paradox! who wants to hear about the friendship paradox? i bet YOU do, since you have more friends than me
Monday May 25th, 2020 at 10:00 AM

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May 25th, 2020: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

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[rss title] the friendship paradox! who wants to hear about the friendship paradox? i bet YOU do, since you have more friends than me

[img title] okay so i'm not the only one who can't stop thinking about buridan's ass

[mailto subject] i believe the hedgehog's dilemma has been AMPLY explored in "sonic the hedgehog", the documentary video game series
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